NEW TO DC. NOT WANTING TO BE LOST
WHILE EXPLORING IN A QUESTIONABLE
DARK AREA OF "TOWN"
ESPECIALLY SHOPPING LATE AT NIGHT
CONCERNED WITH RESTING, SAFETY, AND FINDING FREE unticketed PARKING
NEED A GAY BI-SEX AND STRAIGHT HANG OUT LOCATION
ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED HONESTLY
NOT WANTED TO BE RIPPED OFF OR ROBBED
YOU NEED TO RELAX, WI-FY, OR STOP DRIVING TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER
QUICKLY BUY GAY ESSENTIALS?
CONDOMS AND LUBE provided by DC's DOH
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our retail store will never sell you "grass or any type of illegal party pills"