GLORIOUS HEALTH CLUB, ART GALLERY, AND EDUCATIONAL DUNGEON
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  • office # 202-269-0226
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NO MEMBERSHIP NEEDED 
GLORIOUS ART GALLERY

We are Proudly an OPEN LGBTQ rights
community retail business
​Open 24 / 7
WE ARE OPEN ALL HOLIDAYS
You must engage in all activities that are consistent with NEW District policies.

https://coronavirus.dc.gov/page/reopening-metrics​
THE  ART GALLERY IS OPEN
THE AEROBIC BOXING GYM IS OPEN
This Variant is so dangerous that we (the business) want to protect our VALUABLE  gay / bisexual customers. 
Currently We ( the Art Gallery) still want people to wear masks inside.

  WE ARE:
​Not a Bar, Not a Restaurant, nor Nightclub

NO alcohol and party drugs allowed
Not a church
Not a Library
Not a homeless shelter
NOT A DANCE CLUB

 No live music played
Not an Adult Book Store
NOT a TOY STORE

​Not a Museum
No mechanical Amusements
NO HAIRCUTS & NO MASSAGES
not a hotel, motel, and not residential
We are operating at 100% capacity as directed by the Mayors' office of
"USAGE INVESTIGATION"

BY ALL OF US WORKING TOGETHER
WE CAN STOP THE SPREAD OF COVID-19
DC is still bracing up for the oncoming end of year
Thanks Giving and XMASS
COVID Spread!
 

Please Bring and wear your MASK
WE ARE OPEN 24 hours / 7days
as a Community ART GALLERY; but
not only as an Art gallery, but as a  SAFE  and relaxing therapeutic meeting place​ for "lost" friends.
Please Note that we work with HIPS who distributes IM and Nasal NARCAN Spray, needles, condoms and are also so very important information that this is their #
202-232-8150 


We distribute free condoms and lube to anyone as an agreement with the Department of Health, DC.GOV


Customers are happy that after our  "DCRA" delays that we are open and that they can reconnect and say Hi again and personally exchange contact info with their "lost" friends.
COME AND SEE
Our Customers are correctly social distancing and using Masks. If a "customer" asks you to adjust you face mask please comply for they are following our adopted guide lines for your protection.
We do enforce DC COVID-19  guide lines.
If you feel sick or have a elevated temp.,  please do not try to enter.
We are not a bar and do not provide or sell alcohol nor encourage party drugs.
We do not allow unsupervised catering for any unlicensed parties.
WE FOLLOW DC HEALTH PROTOCOLS.

again "WE DO NOT CUT HAIR!"
Please go through the first 5 items of the left upper side menu to get a clear understanding in order to keep us all super safe and friendly !!  I said PLEASE.

NO membership needed / no dress code  except for the Face Mask
Do Not forget - Social Distancing
is Mandatory,  ENFORCED and very encouraged by the owner, but by also your own friends and our other valued customers.


Wearing a premium cloth face covering or mask does not take away the need for social distancing and proper hygiene. Take everyday precautions like staying at home when you are sick, Show,Teach, Practice and Use 20 seconds hand /soap washing hygiene.​
You have limited free In's and Out's
​(up to 4 hours long) 
for that day's admission Time
Free LOCKERS bring your own lock
​Free PARKING but cars must be UNOCCUPIED
If the parking Attendant asks for a TIP, Please report this act to the check-in clerk inside the building.


FREE PARKING (inside customers only)
Money is never exchanged or ASKED from anybody in the parking lot!
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EXACT CASH ONLY  
Come cash prepared 
Entry into our parking lot will be enforced.  You are expected to park; Leave your car unoccupied;  With a photo ID in your hand please go  inside and and pay admission to the  Glorious Art Clerk then relax!

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NEW TO DC. NOT WANTING TO BE LOST
WHILE EXPLORING IN A QUESTIONABLE
DARK AREA OF "TOWN"

ESPECIALLY SHOPPING LATE AT NIGHT

CONCERNED WITH RESTING,  SAFETY, AND FINDING FREE  unticketed PARKING

NEED A GAY  BI-SEX AND STRAIGHT HANG OUT LOCATION

​ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED HONESTLY
NOT WANTED TO BE RIPPED OFF OR ROBBED 
YOU NEED TO RELAX, WI-FY, OR  STOP DRIVING TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER 
QUICKLY BUY GAY ESSENTIALS?
CONDOMS AND LUBE provided by DC's DOH 
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our retail store will never sell you "grass or any type of illegal party pills"