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After You Pay,YOU ARE ALLOWED TO STAY INSIDE FOR UP TO 12 HOURS
with out having to pay again.
YOU HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIMED IN AND OUTS (leaving the building) within the first 4 hours. ONLY TWO No more ins and outs after the first 4 hours. 
YOU WILL PAY AGAIN.  We only want responsible people.  There are people who just try to "sneak another 12 hours or more for "free". we try to educate these people to the renewal process before barring them.


  
LOCKERS ARE ALWAYS FREE,  JUST BRING YOUR OWN PADLOCK.   ARTIST ROOM RENTALS ARE NOT REQUIRED AT ADMISSION.

 EXCEPT FOR SPECIAL EVENTS (see Events),YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF-- EVEN IF YOU USE OUR GYM.


THERE ARE SOME ADDITIONAL OPTIONAL PURCHASE ITEMS, SUCH AS: ARTIST BENCH ROOMS FOR RENT; and extra large bath towels.
       $ 13.00 FOR 8 HOURS ARTIST ROOM RENTAL Weekdays
 

FRIDAY/SATURDAY*/SUNDAY PRICES for ARTIST Rooms  ARE          $ 17.00 / 8 hours.

If a special event is scheduled on SATURDAY*, upstairs room prices will be
25.00 / 8 hours
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If a posted special event is scheduled on SATURDAY, room prices  could possibly be
$25
.00 / 8 hours  upstairs
$50.00 / 8 hours downstairs
or even
$50.00 / 8 hours  upstairs
$100.00 / 8 hours downstairs




PADLOCKS FOR RENT, -- TO PROTECT YOUR THINGS IF YOU USE A FREE LOCKER. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PADLOCK ......
       $ 4.00  RENTAL + ID RETURNED WHEN PADLOCK RETURNED

 NEW PADLOCKS  CAN BE BOUGHT--- YOU OWN IT.  YOU KEEP THE LOCK
             $ 7.00   AND  $ 8.00   FOR YOUR CHOICE OF PADLOCKS

If you USE your own padlock take it home with you when you leave; ALWAYS
put the current date on the back of your padlock SO THAT WE WILL NOT
​cut off the padlock by mistake. Every week, we cut off 15  "abandoned" padlocks.  


WE HAVE FOOD PRODUCT LICENSES SO YOU CAN BUY PREPACKAGED ITEMS FROM US SUCH AS SOUP, CANDY BARS AND CHIPS.  YOU MAY ALSO WITHOUT LEAVING THE CLUB ORDER FOOD FROM A CARRYOUT RESTAURANT.  NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE STAY 5 TO 6 DAYS. 
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NEW TO DC. NOT WANTING TO BE LOST
WHILE EXPLORING IN A QUESTIONABLE
DARK AREA OF "TOWN"

ESPECIALLY SHOPPING LATE AT NIGHT

CONCERNED WITH RESTING,  SAFETY, AND FINDING FREE  unticketed PARKING

NEED A GAY  BI-SEX AND STRAIGHT HANG OUT LOCATION

​ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED HONESTLY
NOT WANTED TO BE RIPPED OFF OR ROBBED 
YOU NEED TO RELAX, WI-FY, OR  STOP DRIVING TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER 
QUICKLY BUY GAY ESSENTIALS?
CONDOMS AND LUBE provided by DC's DOH 
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our retail store will never sell you "grass or any type of illegal party pills"