ETIQUETTE AND PARKING
NO LITTERING INSIDE ESTABLISHMENT NOR IN THE PARKING LOT
YOU MUST FLUSH TOILETS AFTER USE, WASH HANDS AND USE ACCEPTABLE HYGIENE ACTIONS
ABSOLUTLY NO DEFICATION OR URINATION IN THE SHOWERS.
USE only our urinals and toilets and never in the trash cans in the private rooms AND anywhere else.
WASTE NO WATER. MAKE SURE SHOWERS ARE TURNED OFF AND SINK faucets ARE TURNED OFF. If you are showering, (one person) --you can not turn on 8 showers at one time! Waste of water is very bad even more is waste of Hot WATER.
We will fine you $30.00 penalty. Refusing with attitude will BAR you.
TREAT THE FURNITURE AS IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHERS.--NO SHOES ON THE SOFAS AND CHAIRS
NO SCREAMING, YELLING, SHOUTING AS IN A FIGHT, UNWANTED TOUCHING. TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS OFF OF OUR PROPERTY. WE WILL CALL THE POLICE, IF THE PERSON IS INJURED AND ALL PARTIES WILL BE BARRED. IF CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN OUR PARKING LOT BY AN UNDERCOVER POLICE OFFICER, WE SUPPORT THE LAW, "HONEY, I LOST THE CAR !.
RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY, IF IT IS NOT YOURS DO NOT EVEN THINK OF TOUCHING IT. WE have a lost and found area. Bring anything to the office and you will be graciously thanked.
IF YOU MAKE A MESS, CLEAN IT. Meaning if you accidentally piss or vomit tell us and we will give you what you need to clean up.
IF YOUR USING DRUGS IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT, SOMEONE WILL POINT THE FINGER AT YOU AND YOU THE "DRUGGIE" WILL HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH MANAGEMENT OR POLICE.
* YOU WILL BE BARRED IF DOING:
PANHANDLING, SOLICITATION, PROSTITUTION, GAMBLING, WRITING GRAFFITI, THIEF; ASSISTING SOMEONE TO TRESPASS, PULLING FIRE ALARMS FALSELY; THROWING GUM ON FLOORS AND CARPETS; IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SELLING LIQUOR , OR DRUGS.; IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SMOKING INSIDE THE BUILDING or creating a fire.; AND IF YOU BREAK SOMETHING AND LIE ABOUT IT WHEN CAUGHT ON CAMERA., ENCOURAGING or ASSISTING PEOPLE TO FIGHT. KICKING ARTIST DOORS IN (BREAKING AND ENTERING)
WE ARE AS SERIOUS ABOUT ETIQUETTE IN THE PARKING LOT, TOO!
You are allowed to check on your car just three times by leaving the building and returning in a few minutes, unless there is a HUGE private party. A HUGE party means we are so busy with admissions that we can not allow In & Outs.
Smoking is done from our 2 patios and roof top. We can be so busy that you may have to wait 45 minutes just to re-enter by waiting in the entry line, SO USE THE PATIO.
The Washington DC Metropolitian Police Department has approved our parking lot signage. We have also asked the Police to make regular spot checks in our parking lots and we are pleased that they do check.
BY STRICTLY - Keeping our parking lots free of people who loiter, WE effectively stop any break-ins. Cars in our PARKING LOT CAN NOT BE OCCUPIED for longer than a few minutes. We do not need uncooperative people as our customers who cause uproar and disorder by fighting our rules.
We have mega pixel security cameras that will record unwanted car tags.
We will tow a car if it was parked in a careless manner. You must respect other people and park in a way that you are not taking up 2 or 3 spaces at one time. If my free parking lot attendant says you must re-park please do so-- or leave and use the free street parking.
We will record the tags of any unruly person and tell them to go elsewhere. If you are drunk and argumentative do not even attempt to come to the Art Gallery.
NEW TO DC. NOT WANTING TO BE LOST
WHILE EXPLORING IN A QUESTIONABLE
DARK AREA OF "TOWN"
ESPECIALLY SHOPPING LATE AT NIGHT
CONCERNED WITH RESTING, SAFETY, AND FINDING FREE unticketed PARKING
NEED A GAY BI-SEX AND STRAIGHT HANG OUT LOCATION
ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED HONESTLY
NOT WANTED TO BE RIPPED OFF OR ROBBED
YOU NEED TO RELAX, WI-FY, OR STOP DRIVING TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER
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CONDOMS AND LUBE provided by DC's DOH
our retail store will never sell you "grass or any type of illegal party pills"