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WE ARE NOT AN ADULT BOOKSTORE. WE DO NOT SELL MOVIES, BOOKS, OR SEXUAL TOY PRODUCTS!.

WARNING!  THIS PLACE IS "ADDICTIVE".  CUM ONCE AND YOU COME AGAIN..
IT IS A TIME CAPSULE OF THE 70'S FOR EDUCATION AND SOCIAL AMUSEMENT.
​1980 PRICES
FREE LOCKERS  YES THEY ARE  always FREE -- NOT 1/2 price Not FULL price but FREE & Please USE a Padlock.

NO MEMBERSHIP FEE REQUIRED AT ALL
OPEN 365 DAYS/YEAR AND 24 HOURS
WE NEVER HAVE TOWEL POLICE HERE- CLOTHES NOT REQUIRED!!!
NO CAMERA USAGE ALLOWED MANDATORY 

YES --Camera usage aimed at unknowing people will get you barred for 5 years +  People expect some privacy.  

PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE MAY BE NAKED PEOPLE WALKING AROUND, SO BE PREPARED!

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, OR YUPPIES WHO WANT EVERYTHING SPOTLESS AND BRAND NEW.
THIS IS A PLANNED TIME CAPSULE

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SEEING IN THE DARK, BE ADVISED THAT 1/4 OF THE EXHIBITS  ARE NOT FOR YOU..
​USE THE DARK SPACES AT YOUR OWN RISK. SIGNAGE POSTED!
IT IS A CREATIVE ART GALLERY w/ BOXING GYM & SHOWERS and RECREATIONAL SPACES.
WE HAVE STRICT RULES
FOLLOW OUR  RULES/ETIQUETTE . TAKE YOUR TIME . RELAX, SOCIALIZE, AND ENJOY   
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NEW TO DC. NOT WANTING TO BE LOST
WHILE EXPLORING IN A QUESTIONABLE
DARK AREA OF "TOWN"

ESPECIALLY SHOPPING LATE AT NIGHT

CONCERNED WITH RESTING,  SAFETY, AND FINDING FREE  unticketed PARKING

NEED A GAY  BI-SEX AND STRAIGHT HANG OUT LOCATION

​ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED HONESTLY
NOT WANTED TO BE RIPPED OFF OR ROBBED 
YOU NEED TO RELAX, WI-FY, OR  STOP DRIVING TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER 
QUICKLY BUY GAY ESSENTIALS?
CONDOMS AND LUBE provided by DC's DOH 
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our retail store will never sell you "grass or any type of illegal party pills"