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THIS PAGE TELLS YOU WHO MAY ENTER.

     ANYONE 18 YEARS* AND ABOVE - SOBER, ALERT AND ORIENTED x 3. NOT LOUD AND DISRUPTIVE.  ABLE TO RESPOND TO SIMPLE QUESTIONS
STAND UPRIGHT WITHOUT ASSISTANCE.
MUST BE ABLE TO PAY THE FEE REQUIRED.
MUST CARRY ID
*During a private party when liquor is sold YOU MUST BE 21

NO MEMBERSHIPS ARE REQUIRED.  EVERYONE IS WELCOMED EXCEPT THE BARRED**

WE DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST FEMALES.  YES WOMEN ARE ALLOWED.!
     99.8 % OF OUR VISITORS ARE MALE AND THINK THIS PLACE IS JUST FOR MALES ONLY.
     UNLESS THERE IS A POSTED "MEN ONLY" PRIVATE PARTY, WOMEN ARE ALLOWED..
POSTING THE "MEN ONLY SIGNAGE IS EXTREMELY RARE" USUALLY FOR MID-ATLANTIC LEATHER EVENTS..


     MALE CUSTOMERS CAN BE OVERPROTECTIVE OF THIS PLACE AND ACTUALLY SOME WILL TRY AND DISCOURAGE WOMEN FROM ENJOYING ART.  WE DO NOT ALLOW OR ENCOURAGE THIS NEGATIVE ATTITUDE.
      THIS DISRESPECT WILL GET THE PERSON MOLESTING THE FEMALE THROWN OUT OF THE ART GALLERY. AND IF NECESSARY THE POLICE WILL ISSUE A BARRING NOTICE.
WE HAVE NO DRESS CODE HERE
MEN AND FEMALES MAY OR MAY NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHING
FOOT PROTECTION IS ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED.

IF YOU DISRESPECT OUR FREE PARKING LOT WITH OUR POSTED RULES, WE MAY TELL YOU TO LEAVE OR PERMANENTLY  BAR YOU FOR ANY THREATS OR DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR TO OUR PARKING ATTENDANTS.  YOU MUST FOLLOW THEIR DIRECTIONS TO A "TEE".  If you can not behave in the PARKING AREA, THE ATTENDANT WILL NOT ALLOW YOU INTO THE BUILDING.






* SEE WHO IS BARRED UNDER THE MENU ITEM "EXPECTED ETIQUETTE"
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NEW TO DC. NOT WANTING TO BE LOST
WHILE EXPLORING IN A QUESTIONABLE
DARK AREA OF "TOWN"

ESPECIALLY SHOPPING LATE AT NIGHT

CONCERNED WITH RESTING,  SAFETY, AND FINDING FREE  unticketed PARKING

NEED A GAY  BI-SEX AND STRAIGHT HANG OUT LOCATION

​ANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED HONESTLY
NOT WANTED TO BE RIPPED OFF OR ROBBED 
YOU NEED TO RELAX, WI-FY, OR  STOP DRIVING TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER 
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our retail store will never sell you "grass or any type of illegal party pills"